School Disco: Un-bloody-believable (please watch the video) – Bring us in, screw us by making us buy flashing things and then assault my ears with the Macarena . (I made sure I told my kids that only really sad people like this type of music and that they normally hang out at social clubs and have very low self-esteem)
This Saturday we did a photo-shoot on the beach – Fook me man, it was 12 degrees in the morning and I had to act happy and run up and down the beach (avoiding heart attack) looking happy while my shoes filled up with sand. Screw that! (did I mention I mow)